31 7 / 2014

runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

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31 7 / 2014

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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31 7 / 2014

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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31 7 / 2014

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

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31 7 / 2014

Norse Mythology

  • 1: LOKI NO
  • 2: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • 2: Okay yeah, Loki no.

31 7 / 2014

sucymemebabaran:


SIENNA I FOUND ITYOU CAN ORDER PIZZAS WITH SMALLER PIZZAS AS TOPPINGS

has science gone too far

sucymemebabaran:

SIENNA I FOUND IT

YOU CAN ORDER PIZZAS WITH SMALLER PIZZAS AS TOPPINGS

has science gone too far

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31 7 / 2014

rad-king:

This means so much to me

rad-king:

This means so much to me

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31 7 / 2014

spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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31 7 / 2014

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its…

30 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: What's your opinion on students being forced to read classic novels?

thenightvalepost:

Students are forced to do much, much worse (riding the bus that may devour them, shucking the school corn during study hall, waking up early) that to say that being told to read a classic novel is bad makes me laugh to the high heavens and scream into the unforgiving void. 

Reading classic novels offers children the rare and unforgettable opportunity to enter the mind of the past and live a life outside of Night Vale without all the hassle of molecular reconstruction, time travel, and secret police car chases. It teaches the youth that there is more to the world than them because reading classic novels exercises not only their intellectual minds but their ability to connect and empathize with voices other than the ones they hear every day, and in their heads, and coming from under their beds at night. Reading classic novels is fun and beneficial and can also in rare circumstances vaccinate children from H1N1 and Fingerloss.

30 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: I'm going to join the circus. Is there anything I should watch out for?

thenightvalepost:

You from the future, coming back to tell you to not do that.

30 7 / 2014

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

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30 7 / 2014

sosweetv:

Get to Know Me Meme → Favorite Movies [3/5] ~ Anastasia

“Dancing bears, painted wings, things I almost remember. And a song someone sings, once upon a December.”

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30 7 / 2014

clarrissssa:

waiting-for-gallifrey:

kaorijoy:

hexcodewhite:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

does it make anyone else uncomfortable that they changed her entire race because she went out with Ron in their sixth year
isn’t that what happened???
they changed a character’s entire race because she as a character became important and relevant for a short amount of time

Wow.

Umm, no. They did not change her entire race simply because she dated Ron. Actually think about it. Up until the sixth book, she was a background character that was only ever mentioned in passing, so she wasn’t given a physical description. Then in the sixth book, Lavender was finally described, as having ‘pale skin and dirty blonde hair’. Well, the first few Harry Potter movies came out before the Half-Blood Prince book did, so the casting directors did what they wanted with the character. 
Another thing, the Lavender Brown from the first few movies only appeared in the first few movies. Lavender didn’t even appear in the 4th and 5th movies, because again, she was a background character, and wasn’t vital to the story. The only reason her race was changed was because a physical description was finally in the books, and it didn’t fit what the directors had, so they had to recast her. It was not because she dated Ron.

Somebody spread this shit because I refuse to have this turn into some social justice bullshit

clarrissssa:

waiting-for-gallifrey:

kaorijoy:

hexcodewhite:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

does it make anyone else uncomfortable that they changed her entire race because she went out with Ron in their sixth year

isn’t that what happened???

they changed a character’s entire race because she as a character became important and relevant for a short amount of time

Wow.

Umm, no. They did not change her entire race simply because she dated Ron. Actually think about it. Up until the sixth book, she was a background character that was only ever mentioned in passing, so she wasn’t given a physical description. Then in the sixth book, Lavender was finally described, as having ‘pale skin and dirty blonde hair’. Well, the first few Harry Potter movies came out before the Half-Blood Prince book did, so the casting directors did what they wanted with the character. 

Another thing, the Lavender Brown from the first few movies only appeared in the first few movies. Lavender didn’t even appear in the 4th and 5th movies, because again, she was a background character, and wasn’t vital to the story. The only reason her race was changed was because a physical description was finally in the books, and it didn’t fit what the directors had, so they had to recast her. It was not because she dated Ron.

Somebody spread this shit because I refuse to have this turn into some social justice bullshit

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30 7 / 2014